跳機客大戰自由女神

當紐約守護神遇上神秘跳機客。。。

這看似一場空前絕後的耐力挑戰賽。
女神：打從娘胎開始站到現在一百多年，就算紫外線指數破200，我堅持使用PK III SPF50+++抗UV混凝土來保養我的肌膚，偶而好心的觀光客會偷塞一支冰淇淋讓老娘消消暑，但他媽的我這姿勢永遠舔不到！看你這麼有誠意的模仿我的破絲，這個神聖的工作就傳承給你吧！
跳機客：老爺我是在練蜘蛛人逃命功啦！靠！NYPD又追上來了....
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C is for Chewychewy

If you don't know baby C, then fellas, you are missing out.
She is a fantastic hobo and an incredible inspiration. I'm pretty sure the C stands for Classic, but she's so cool and humble, that she prefers to just go by C. What a classic act.

I think what makes her extra cool though is she's a baby! An endangered species. C is born for cool, cute as well as the most tempting factors – cucumber martini + chicken sandwich.

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I thought I could FLY

Because I have a beautiful pair of wings.

Turns out I don't get that instinct, damn it!

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A rooster a day

keeps myself confident remain every day. Read more...

A proud cock

I don't care...

if you do give me a bad review.


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Partly cloudy at a party

You exist but remain invisible...






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May I?

End of the STORY?

This was a horrible announcement. Such a looser am I. We are still friends for good. Read more...